The Corn Tortilla of Death ~ BitterSweetLife

Sunday, June 11, 2006

The Corn Tortilla of Death

It seldom pays to question a woman’s refrigerator management.

Me: “Where are the corn tortillas? Are there any left?”
Lindsay: “I don’t know. I didn’t eat any corn tortillas.”
Me: “Oh, there they are. In a place so obvious only I could have put them there.”
Lindsay: GRRAARUGHRAAGH! Honey, I feel aggression toward you!”

In these very tense moments, I’m just thankful for my unassuming demeanor, which has defused situations far more desperate even than this.

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Anonymous said...

Better check those tortillas before you eat them.

Ariel said...

I definitely think I'd notice if the tortilla looked that bad.

Anonymous said...

Well, actually, it's one of those Virgin Mary tortillas.


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