Yesterday my brother's birthday party involved a lot of basketball and a swim in the lake, during which I snorted green-gray algae-infused water out my nose. Fortunately, this didn't happen often--only each time I jumped or dove or was pushed off the dock in the course of a 40-minute period.
Since then, my mental processes have been running a little slower than usual, which is why I haven't yet posted the Book Deal recipients. But look for the names soon. The computer has been whirring and humming, crunching a huge array of numbers (using a complicated algorithm) to determine the winners.
Excuses, excuses... you remind me less and less of Oprah every day.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like algae is the gateway drug.
ReplyDeleteThis should not be seen as a deterrent, for as every good Wyoming boy knows, the average man needs at least one drink of lake water per year to stay healthy
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